RHYMES INDIA

* Cuisine: Indian
* Where: Mita
* Tel: 03-5440-7521. Click the logo for website.
* English Menu: Yes
* Cost: 3,700 for two - no alchohol
* Ohishi: nothing
* Ordered: onion rings, butter chicken, samosa, saffron rice, naan bread, dal curry, prawn curry.
* Rating:

Despite the fact that we were the only patrons and a sixth sense suggesting we shouldn't expect too much, somehow I was still looking forward to every Brit's five Indian staples (plus the prawn and dal). But at the sight of kitchen staff getting a late cookery lesson from the waitress, all remaining hope drained away. Now, I'm such a bad cook that I'm banned from my own kitchen but I believe we would have been better off with a trip to Nissin and a can opener. From the fake nan to the powdery curries, everything tasted packaged and microwaved. Apparently this place has had some glowing reviews so maybe the chef had the night off. But why take the risk. There's a good word to describe this place and it rhymes with 'trap'. Nil points.